Let's play the Holy Blood Holy Grail game and pretend that the above is all true and confirmed.
Darabont, ultimate television historian that he is not, wants to model The Walking Dead on how the BBC makes TeeVee -- with a showrunner, no staff, and freelancers coming in to write episodes. First of all, I think the BBC model works because production over there is an entirely different animal than it is here. Also, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't there story editors on BBC shows? Isn't there some experienced framework in place to make the shows run smoothly? And haven't the majority of the showrunners come up through the very stringent system so that they know how it all works? Don't they have -- dare I say it -- experience? And don't the freelance writers also know precisely how the system works, and how to pitch and write scripts for these shows?
Since that's not how we do it here, I can't imagine that this sort of thing would run smoothly. Actually, hang on a minute... I actually have experience with this sort of thing! I was on a show where it was decided that the majority of the episodes would be freelanced. This led to hearing A LOT of pitches and not surprisingly, an enormous number of those pitches missed the mark. Because see, that's how our system is designed. It's almost impossible for freelancers to pitch an acceptable story to a US TeeVee show, which is why the WGA required freelance episodes are usually given to friends or assistants. Freelancing, for the most part, is so that people who want to break in are given the chance to. I'm a huge proponent of handing freelances to assistants. If I had a show, that's what I would do, too.
Darabont, unfortunately, is speaking from ignorance. I don't know what his thought process is for this decision (if indeed he made it). But I can imagine a few possible reasons: One, he figures that he is doing all of the work anyway, and can continue to do all of the work AND keep up with production. And two, that because of his feature director mentality, he truly has no idea what the fuck a writing staff is FOR. But this isn't all on Darabont. The comments on sites reporting this potential news have been staggeringly ignorant. Nobody understands what a writing staff does. Many of the comments say shit about staff writers just lazing around collecting paychecks they aren't actually earning. Other comments say that the writing sucked so hard that firing the writers is the right thing to do. Others say that hey, Darabont wrote most of the episodes and how long does it take to write a script anyway? Just don't fire the make-up guy. A goodly number of comments mention David Kelley, Aaron Sorkin and David Milch, three showrunners who write the majority of the episodes of their shows. So certainly Darabont, great genius that he is (he's from FEATURES!) can handle 13 zombie episodes. Still others -- and these are the most dangerous -- are from people who heard somewhere that TeeVee used to be mainly freelance, so obviously it works. And then the BBC example.
Over on Blastr (they spell it that way), Marc Bernardin -- one bloody smart cookie -- had these comments:
Is there a virtue in having a writers' room, in fostering the free-flowing exchange of ideas, inspiration and experience? Absolutely. But that's not the only way of making television; there are others, and they are perfectly capable of turning out excellence. Babylon 5 was written nigh-exclusively by J. Michael Straczynski, and didn't have a writing staff. Every line of dialogue during the first three seasons of the Emmy-winning West Wing came from Aaron Sorkin's keyboard; the writing staff there served more as a platoon of researchers.
Actually, word is that Sorkin's room broke the stories and then Sorkin wrote the scripts. So I suppose if you think that dialogue is 99% of writing, then this theory makes sense. However, that's not what I think.
Turning to freelancers might allow for a shorter production schedule, with a dozen writers all working at the same time, turning in an avalanche of material simultaneously to then be honed and polished by executive producers like Darabont and Robert Kirkman.
That's certainly the shiny fantasy of how this could work. But I have to ask... exactly WHEN is the heavy lifting -- the actual breaking of stories -- supposed to occur? If you haven't worked on a production schedule, then you really don't know what happens when the train leaves the station. If the writers are involved from the ground up, then they are more adept at getting the voice, pacing and characterizations. If you keep them out of the process and just hand them an outline, you are fucking yourself. Like, seriously.
And freelancers will get you new voices, fresh legs to help carry the drama over the long haul. They can also come from anywhere: Wouldn't it be sweet to see Stephen King bounce in for an episode, or David Chase, or Neil Gaiman, or Steven Moffat?
Because Stephen King bouncing into X-Files was such a success. This is backwards. The showrunner IS THE VOICE OF THE SHOW. The last Goddam thing you want is for a TeeVee show to have a thousand different voices. If it's an anthology, maybe. But this format doesn't work for anthologies, either. I have first-hand experience with that. But that's not even the biggest outrage with this statement. Now what you're talking about is famous writers, who don't need the work and don't need the money, taking work away from actual TeeVee writers. Well, how fucking OFFENSIVE. Is television REALLY going to turn celebrity? It's bad enough that networks want names for everything but REALLY? You're going to turn TeeVee back into a freelance medium and rather than that being a GOOD thing for writers, you are now just handing scripts off to Stephen fucking KING? Go tell your great idea to working TeeVee writers and see what they say about it.
Okay. People. Please. Don't be fucking stupid. You have no idea how it works. You don't know what writing is. You don't know what a writing staff does. You don't understand how the BBC model is different, or that because TeeVee used to be freelance-heavy, that was before even your parents were born. And ultimately, you have NO FUCKING IDEA how the credit process works. There are certain showrunners who have a tendency to put their names on scripts with other writers. They all have different reasons for doing so. They could just adore the shit out of residuals, and want as much as possible, even at the expense of a staff writer making a tenth of what the showrunner makes. They could be of the philosophy that since they are running the show, they have every right to put their names on scripts. They could want to cover their asses just in case a script gets nominated for an award. Or, they could think that actually sitting down and writing dialogue is REAL writing, and the work the writing staff does is not.
My favorite comments blame the staff for horrible shows. But see, a writing staff on its own has NO power. The power in TeeVee is ceded to the showrunner. So if you're watching a show you hate, blame the executive producer. Don't blame the writing staff.
It still astonishes me that people do not understand that the writing of the script comes at the END of the writing process. Just because you are not typing "Fade In," that doesn't mean you are not writing. Writing is preparation. Writing is construction. Destruction. Composition. It's editing. Storytelling visually, emotionally, humorously, logically. Critical thinking. Letting go of great ideas in service of the story. Character arcs, planned over an episode and a season and the life of the show. It's inspiration, the testing of that inspiration, the honing and fine-tuning of that inspiration. It's collaboration, for the love of God. It's a group of experienced brains tackling a blank white board and breaking a fucking story in two days.
Nowhere in the comments of one of these sites do you see someone say, "But who is going to break the stories?" Because that's not why people go into writing. They have "ideas." They think sitting in front of a computer or a typewriter or putting pen to paper is romantic. Writing is never shown as it really is, from the bottom up. Nobody gives a shit about how the chassis of a car is built. They only care about the trim. It's really easy for someone to read a script and give notes, just thoughts off the top of their head, and think that those notes will be a cinch for the writer to incorporate. Because after all, you just need to put in the leather seats or tint the windows, right? With a story, though, if the person giving the notes doesn't understand how that story was built and created, then the notes could be difficult to implement. And sometimes, they will be impossible. The writer will have already thought of the things the note-giver wants, thought about them, tested them, and rejected them.
Because THAT, people, is what a writing staff does, and the fucking disrespect being blurbed out on blogs and news sites is really offensive.
If you want to break into television and your fantasy about writing involves you sitting at a computer, then you're not ready. Go write features. Television is, as I said above, a collaborative medium. First of all, you will need to collaborate with your fellow writers. You will be facing that empty white board at least 13 times, and as you face each new episode, you will have previous episodes with story and character development to consider. You will have upcoming episodes as well, especially if your show is serialized. You will have budgets to consider in your story breaks. Actors. Production. Crew. Studio and network executives. You will have to become a serial killer of your story children and let your great ideas go. And all of THAT is before you even get to the script. What bothers me about writing programs at schools is that they don't generally teach this. Sure, they'll teach you how to write a solid script, but they won't teach you how to be on a staff. But geez, given the utter lack of understanding of how a writing staff works, I'm not terribly surprised.
A good showrunner depends on his (or rarely her) writing staff. These people have the showrunner's back, and he has theirs. It greatly disturbs me that people with NO understanding of this are being given shows, and it accounts for the upswing in horrible treatment of writers in TeeVee. TeeVee IS a writer's medium, but it shouldn't be a tyrant's medium. And it shouldn't be about someone's misunderstanding and misuse of writing staffs. I don't know why Darabont decided this (if he has), or why his experience with his staff was apparently so wretched that he doesn't want anyone around anymore. Sometimes, showrunners are just lousy communicators and aren't able to impart what they want to the writing staff. And sometimes it's just not a good fit. But again, it's up to the showrunner to use his experience and if someone doesn't actually HAVE experience, then THIS happens.
If Darabont wants to go this route, he'll have a somewhat easier time of it because this isn't a network show. He doesn't have the layers of executives and producers he has to go through to get something done. So his process is going to go smoother anyway. But it's a seriously bad example that's being set for the rest of the industry. If our system was set up for freelancing, that would be one thing. But it isn't. This isn't the BBC. And frankly, using Steven Moffat's S5 of Doctor Who as a shining example of freelance genius is rather Goddam stupid. Moffat was clearly overwhelmed, and it showed.
Maybe a writing staff could have helped him out with that.